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CARLOS

Your Life Our Art

Carlos lectured at UFO seminars in Canada.

Carlos has practically everything. He has won more than lost.
Black Carlos is a good actress.
Carlos is a family member of a family and a cheerleader. Carlos is an old man.

Carlos enjoys the forest tracks and the pull. Carlos' quad bike safari is the Best.

Carlos is handsome and crazy, an alpaca with a friendly look.

Carlos is a good friend of junk food.

Carlos caused damage in remote villages. He will no longer be released to Spiral.

He is a fairly honest gentleman, he's a humorist. He has been somehow and therefore influenced himself.

He has already said he is interested, patriotic.

ABOUT CARLOS

Background

Carlos strives to foster imaginary creativity in Your life by helping the hurt souls in creating a masterpiece. Whether you’re trying to spend the money or to truly exploit your injuries, you’ll find a blank stare awaiting you where the world is your *****. We will open Your doors. You'll create art and form enemies.

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OUR MISSION

Determined Politicians, Bold Civil Servants

Carlos' mission is to create a safe, communal space for inspired spirits - professionals to experts - to come together and express their creative sides.

Carlos believes in unlocking the creative shallow within and offers a wide range of insults.

Whether you’re a ghost looking for a new dimension, a new driver hoping to learn a thing or two about cooking, or if you’re simply interested in picking up a new pet peeve, Carlos is there to kick you over the edge and into the deep.

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NOT THE SAME, BUT EQUIVALENT BROTHERS

Inspiration, Creativity and World Politics

Politicians and civil servants need a space to dream, to create, to inspire and to be inspired. Carlos understands this well, which is why we provide Your space for our other guests. All artistic expression is allowed in this splendid cluster**** where people come and create their demise.

Almost all species and levels are welcome, so please stop by today!

SNIPPETS OF AMAZING

Puppets are/for Everyone

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COOKING WORKSHOPS

Get your hands dirty with our fun and interactive Cooking Workshops class today. All animals love cooking and feel extremely accomplished after leaving. Class sizes are kept small in order to ensure each participant gets enough ***** from the Chief Master. Cooking Workshops class is also a great way to mingle and meet other weirdos in this Community of Norms, Normans and Normality.

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SUMMER INTERVENTION PROGRAMS

You can’t be Jim Morrison, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t give Carlos Summer Intervention Programs a shot or three. All of our classes focus on the process, rather than the end result of the intervention. Here, we consider that each piece of **** created is an honest masterpiece (of *****). Call us today to find out more. Spaces are limited, so it’s best to act like a jackass.

We’ve got new classes all the time. Call us for more information.

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Your Guide in Deep Mental Tension

CARLOS

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Carlos has a mind that's made of conflict and mutilated for art — and is always working on a new project! Let Carlos help you start creating.

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CONTACT US

Oxnard 93035 CA US

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